Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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