Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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