i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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