So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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