plz talk dirty to me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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