There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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