No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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