Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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