Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Everclear isn't food dammit
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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