Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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and you fell through a lawn chair
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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