Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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