Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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