and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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