"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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