RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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