yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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