Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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