im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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