awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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