dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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