just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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