Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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