I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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