i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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