I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
