Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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