Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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