YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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