It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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