Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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