he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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