i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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