Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ugly people sure do ruin things
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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