I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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