Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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