so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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