well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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