I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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