You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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