We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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