would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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