I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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