you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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