and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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