i permit you to call me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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