I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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