And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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