my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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