Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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