I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Terrible idea I love it
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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