Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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