ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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