My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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