Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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